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Best Weather: 2,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,914thHighest Economic Output: 3,187th
The JEDI of
Moralistic Democracy
God save the Jedi
Shane Burney
Influence
Eminence Grise
Prime Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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BrawnGP

Population32.539 billion

CapitalEndor
LeaderShane Burney

CurrencyJenson Button
AnimalJedi

The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.539 billion Younglins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 5,961 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,201 Jenson Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,185 per year while the poor average 35,344, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

The threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, cash-strapped Younglins scour their bodies for fortuitous zits, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

BrawnGP is ranked 294,046th in the world and 10th in Wyndia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.31 Obesity Rate.

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Best Weather: 2,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,914thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,187thMost Efficient Economies: 4,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,431stLargest Populations: 4,494thMost Influential: 5,406thLowest Crime Rates: 5,499thMost Devout: 5,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,589thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,056thMost Armed: 6,438thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,450thHealthiest Citizens: 6,477thLargest Governments: 6,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,356thSmartest Citizens: 8,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,063rdMost Patriotic: 10,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,648thHighest Food Quality: 11,237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,987thLargest Black Market: 13,498thHighest Average Incomes: 14,301stMost Accessible: 15,089thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,417thMost Developed: 26,095th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, cash-strapped Younglins scour their bodies for fortuitous zits.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, Shane Burney consults the market before choosing breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba.
  • : Following new legislation in BrawnGP, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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