The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.539 billion Younglins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 5,961 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,201 Jenson Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,185 per year while the poor average 35,344, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.
The threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, cash-strapped Younglins scour their bodies for fortuitous zits, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
BrawnGP is ranked 294,046th in the world and 10th in Wyndia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.31 Obesity Rate.
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National Happenings
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BrawnGP, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
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BrawnGP, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
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BrawnGP, cash-strapped Younglins scour their bodies for fortuitous zits.
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BrawnGP, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
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BrawnGP, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
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BrawnGP, Shane Burney consults the market before choosing breakfast.
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BrawnGP, aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes.
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BrawnGP, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba.
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BrawnGP, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
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BrawnGP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.

































































