The Allied Union of Brulave is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Koth with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.529 billion Brulavics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuoansk. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brulavic economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion yags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,461 yags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brulave's national animal is the Brufish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Brulave is ranked 22,810^th in the world and 4^th in Niamark for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,653.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.