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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,755th
The Holy Buffian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Obedience is Peace
His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Buffavariastan

Population4.778 billion

CapitalFantoosh
LeaderHis Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader
FaithBuffyism

CurrencyBufflet
AnimalHydra

The Holy Buffian Empire of Buffavariastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.778 billion Buffets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fantoosh. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Buffian economy, worth 654 trillion Bufflets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,943 Bufflets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, vaccinations are mandatory, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buffavariastan's national animal is the Hydra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buffyism.

Buffavariastan is ranked 81,539th in the world and 735th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 593.20245368352 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,892ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,755thMost Authoritarian: 5,975thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,425thLargest Governments: 8,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,062ndMost Influential: 10,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,291stMost Patriotic: 14,292ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,989thMost Conservative: 15,324thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,999thBest Weather: 18,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,943rdMost Developed: 20,634thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,682ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,948thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,280thSafest: 26,076thSmartest Citizens: 26,908thHighest Average Incomes: 27,696thMost Devout: 27,850th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionMost Extreme: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 284th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 320th in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 519th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 529th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564th in the regionMost Conservative: 585th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 658th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 662nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 692nd in the regionMost Stationary: 735th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 761st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 812th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 866th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 955th in the region

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