Population | 4.778 billion |
Capital | Fantoosh |
Leader | His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader |
Faith | Buffyism |
Currency | Bufflet |
Animal | Hydra |
The Holy Buffian Empire of Buffavariastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.778 billion Buffets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fantoosh. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Buffian economy, worth 654 trillion Bufflets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,943 Bufflets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, vaccinations are mandatory, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buffavariastan's national animal is the Hydra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buffyism.
Buffavariastan is ranked 81,539th in the world and 735th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 593.20245368352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Buffavariastan endorsed The Kingdom of Rephra Uniaopia.
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Buffavariastan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rephra Uniaopia.
- : Buffavariastan was endorsed by The United States of Ununited republic of america.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » GODMODIA, Fooooooooo, Litchenstienen, Roctubiazan, Noders, Durakem, Dragonian Kazaman, A Leaf on the Wind, Secolin, The Amazonian Empire, Dornar, and Ununited republic of america.