The Democratic Republic of Bukharinin is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 649 million Bukharins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nikolaigrad. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bukharininian economy, worth 59.8 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,183 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, nations that kill a Bukharin can expect a strongly worded letter, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and the nation is in perpetual campaign mode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bukharinin's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bukharinin is ranked 149,591^st in the world and 149^th in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 721.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.