The United Socialist States of Burbujas is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.906 billion Burbujasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burbujas City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burbujasian economy, worth 444 trillion Bubullas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,691 Bubullas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burbujas is renowned for its lax gun laws, the Burbujasian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burbujas's national animal is the Green Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Burbujas is ranked 127,017^th in the world and 164^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 3.91 billion capita.