The Tsardom of Burrongtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Marian I with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 6.887 billion Burrongtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meredem. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burrongtopian economy, worth 629 trillion Dijits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,456 Dijits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burrongtopia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burrongtopia is ranked 194,178^th in the world and 157^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.