The Commonwealth of Caitos is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 587 million Caitosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlarkt. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Caitosian economy, worth 20.9 trillion Laads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,621 Laads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caitos's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caitos is ranked 235,608^th in the world and 8,838^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,301.84 Standard Monetary Units.