The Rogue Nation of Calsunia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hurin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.65 billion Calsunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calsunis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The thriving Calsun economy, worth 96.3 trillion Actinides a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 58,335 Actinides, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,195 per year while the poor average 15,414, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Calsunis. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Calsunia's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Calsunia is ranked 261,533^rd in the world and 22^nd in America for Safest, scoring 15.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.