The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Business with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.082 billion Caltofians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Healthcare, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancapistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Caltofian economy, worth a remarkable 3,626 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,529 BitCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Caltofian politicians, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, and the full title of Hon Mr Business Vcte Mgve MF HCGDCLM GCCE runs to several pages. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caltof's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Libertarianism.

Caltof is ranked 2,452^nd in the world and 3^rd in Hollow Point for Most Corrupt Governments, with 317.01 kickbacks per hour.