The Federal Republic of Camtropia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 520 million Camtropians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexport. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Camtropian economy, worth 49.2 trillion Kromers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,567 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, homophobia is off the menu, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camtropia's national animal is the magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Camtropia is ranked 227,440^th in the world and 515^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 520 million capita.