The Federal Empire of Canamn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chanceler Joe Ludwing with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.253 billion Cananenses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meereszitadelle. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion Auros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,545 Auros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Canamn's radio stations, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nikaismo.

Canamn is ranked 39,775^th in the world and 34^th in Flanelistan for Most Corrupt Governments, with 54.25 kickbacks per hour.