The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.326 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,184 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 371,729 Benneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every local dictator is a Cannibalandian advisor whispering in their ear, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cannibalandian language. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 1,381^st in the world and 20^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 155.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.