The Incorporated States of Capitalilism is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 280 million Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalilismian economy, worth 29.9 trillion Global Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,955 Global Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalilism's national animal is the Wild Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalilism is ranked 241,426^th in the world and 598^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 280 million capita.