The Democratic Republic of Capybarlend is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mike Patterson with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.47 billion Capybarianas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Break-city. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capybarian economy, worth 204 trillion Capybarmoneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,847 Capybarmoneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime is totally unknown. Capybarlend's national animal is the Capybara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular state.

Capybarlend is ranked 95,059^th in the world and 4,184^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,737.1 Standard Monetary Units.