The Republic of Caribbia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Wiremu Kauri with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.101 billion Caribbeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeir. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caribbean economy, worth 540 trillion Pirongs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,888 Pirongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Caribbia, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby President Wiremu Kauri Pics" has made President Wiremu Kauri's mom a celebrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribbia's national animal is the Caribbean Oriole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Caribbia is ranked 23,455^th in the world and 1^st in The Caribbean Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.07 law-abiding acts per hour.