The Federal Republic of Cartoonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jimmy Kudo with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 14.76 billion Cartoonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallagher. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cartoonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,243 trillion Toonisuas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,778 Toonisuas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, President Jimmy Kudo has been nicknamed 'Robomop', sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartoonia's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toontholosism.

Cartoonia is ranked 6,869^th in the world and 7^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,971.19 pounds of wildlife per square mile.