The United Socialist States of Caspersland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.648 billion Charlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charliestad. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Casperslandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,949 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 194,133 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, sex changes are routinely performed at Caspersland's hospitals, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caspersland's national animal is the Wilderbeast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Caspersland is ranked 12,876^th in the world and 163^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,559.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.