The Fasmorareinecommuna of Cauisia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Genercommisariat Poutine Juquehosten with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 2.518 billion Cauisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logicia. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cauisian economy, worth 133 trillion Monetas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,082 Monetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, graffiti graces every city's streets, many friends and relatives of Genercommisariat Poutine Juquehosten have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cauisia's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cauisian Protestantism.

Cauisia is ranked 161,500^th in the world and 55^th in New United Kingdom for Largest Populations, with 2.52 billion capita.