The United Kingdom of Cavendora is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 133 million Cavendors enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The all-consuming Cavendoran economy, worth 10.5 trillion Cravanters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,594 Cravanters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Cavendoran airwaves, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavendora's national animal is the Great Cavender, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cavendora is ranked 105,865^th in the world and 135^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 194.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.