The Principality of Caxina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 10.656 billion Caxineiros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 2,205 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,991 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 3,556^th in the world and 10^th in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,534.04 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.