The Democratic Republic of Caytoria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 518 million Caytorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lewisson. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Caytorian economy, worth 17.4 trillion Dengis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,589 Dengis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caytoria's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caytoria is ranked 54,660^th in the world and 76^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 568.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.