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Most Secular: 3,625thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,454th
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Cearcesia

Population988 million

CapitalA' Neadachadh

CurrencyBiscuit
AnimalScotch Grey Chicken

The Community of Cearcesia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 988 million Cearcesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A' Neadachadh. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cearcesian economy, worth 53.1 trillion Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 53,774 Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cearcesia's national animal is the Scotch Grey Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cearcesia is ranked 66,357th in the world and 113th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,925.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Secular: 3,625thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,454thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,439thBest Weather: 8,763rdMost Pacifist: 9,063rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,921stMost Income Equality: 9,931stNicest Citizens: 9,959thMost Inclusive: 10,758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,946thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,179thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,242ndHighest Food Quality: 16,899thSafest: 17,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,339thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,984thHealthiest Citizens: 23,178thSmartest Citizens: 23,998thMost Cultured: 28,540th
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionNudest: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cearcesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Cearcesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearcesia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.

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