The Empire of Celca is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adam Strekova with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.136 billion Celcans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zofia. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celcan economy, worth 628 trillion Daimyos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,381 Daimyos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, Adam Strekova is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celca's national animal is the Northern Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Celca is ranked 8,746^th in the world and 28^th in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 122.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.