The Commonwealth of Celticisles is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 125 million Celticislesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The Celticislesian economy, worth 6.53 trillion Cafès a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,272 Cafès, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celticisles's national animal is the Eurasian lynx , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Celticisles is ranked 127,296^th in the world and 73^rd in Iris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 896.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.