The Holy Empire of Chamenos is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Archon Matthaios Galanou with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.357 billion Chamenosites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parádeisos. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chamenosian economy, worth 86.3 trillion Molts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,584 Molts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chamenos's national animal is the Double-headed black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Chamenos is ranked 85,543^rd in the world and 2^nd in Name of Namistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.79 law-abiding acts per hour.