The Workers Republic of Chechnyka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stoseph Jalin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.714 billion Chechnykans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grozny. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chechnykan economy, worth 651 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,267 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chechnyka's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Mojave.

Chechnyka is ranked 7,329^th in the world and 1^st in Gates Law 2022 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,211.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.