The Community of Chichas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amaru Grigotá with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.062 billion Chichans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titiwasi. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chichasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Hojas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,778 Hojas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, Chichasian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chichas's national animal is the Paraba Frente Roja, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chichas is ranked 16,133^rd in the world and 227^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.07 law-abiding acts per hour.