The Kingdom of Chidi is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 328 million Chidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The strong Chidian economy, worth 19.3 trillion Ques a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,717 Ques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime is totally unknown. Chidi's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chidi is ranked 74,091^st in the world and 101^st in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.