The People's Republic of Chitka is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.341 billion Chitkans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chitkan economy, worth 90.2 trillion Taqias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 67,239 Taqias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitka's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chitka is ranked 28,032^nd in the world and 21^st in Socialists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,643.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.