The Constitutional Monarchy of Chulalongkorn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.581 billion Chulalongkornians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayuthaya. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chulalongkornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,563 trillion Bhats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,939 Bhats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chulalongkorn's national animal is the White Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chulalongkorn is ranked 54,369^th in the world and 74^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,619.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.