The Kingdom of Ciffeer is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.563 billion Ciffeerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciffeer City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciffeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Urhals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,716 Urhals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Ciffeerian selfishness, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciffeer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ciffeer is ranked 53,996^th in the world and 2,775^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.