The Dominion of Cirvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kazyo with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.842 billion Cirvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambition. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cirvian economy, worth 326 trillion cirras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,713 cirras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cirvia's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cirvia is ranked 14,033^rd in the world and 845^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,550 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.