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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,403rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,637th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Clovedinia

Population571 million

Capitalclerlin

Currencynamr coin
Animalmantis shrimp

The Federation of Clovedinia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 571 million Clovedinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of clerlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The very strong Clovedinian economy, worth 38.1 trillion namr coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 66,755 namr coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,669 per year while the poor average 17,454, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, the people have taken "Hail Leader" as an invitation to lob rocks, and multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clovedinia's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clovedinia is ranked 130,495th in the world and 265th in United Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 810.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,403rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 19,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,637thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27,472nd
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Fattest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Average: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clovedinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, the people have taken "Hail Leader" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Clovedinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, half of Clovedinia's doctors can't speak the language.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Clovedinia, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.

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