The Empire of Clytrat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Clykj with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.025 billion Clytratians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiniad. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clytratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,417 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,228 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Jiniad River. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clytrat's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clytrat is ranked 208,720^th in the world and 221^st in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.