The Republic of Co-Dairy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Narendra Modi with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.608 billion Co-Dairyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milk Dairy. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Co-Dairyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion Dairy Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 262,826 Dairy Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Co-Dairy's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Co-Dairy is ranked 158,161^st in the world and 133^rd in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 89.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.