The Great Empire of Colgland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.209 billion Colglandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colgland City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colglandian economy, worth 411 trillion Dollar colglands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,184 Dollar colglands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colgland's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Colglandism.

Colgland is ranked 22,316^th in the world and 17^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,732.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.