The Glory Empire of Comberia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Julius XII with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 3.517 billion Spartans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neapolis. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Comberian economy, worth 657 trillion gold soliduses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 187,082 gold soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and the Dolphine has a hungry look. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comberia's national animal is the Dolphine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spartan mythology.

Comberia is ranked 17,505^th in the world and 227^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 50.46 flags saluted per person per day.