The People republic of CommunistChina is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Wei with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.778 billion Chinese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,875 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CommunistChina's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CommunistChina is ranked 40,409^th in the world and 22^nd in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 741.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.