The Советский Союз of Communo-Slavocia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Григорий Антонович with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.14 billion Communo-Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communo-Slavocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,735 trillion Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 408,661 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communo-Slavocia's national animal is the Медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communo-Slavocia is ranked 9,192^nd in the world and 2^nd in Slavija for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,912.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.