The Republic of Cosence is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joshua Robertson with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 3.506 billion Cosenceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolencia. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cosencean economy, worth 376 trillion Pollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,509 Pollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosence's national animal is the Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cosence is ranked 255,165^th in the world and 1^st in Cosencia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.22 Obesity Rate.