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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,794thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,217thLargest Populations: 3,312th
The Hen pecked husbands of
Democratic Socialists
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Crazymonkeyjungle

Population32.856 billion

CapitalTonic free zone 7

Currencycredit crunch
Animalmonkey

The Hen pecked husbands of Crazymonkeyjungle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 32.856 billion Crazymonkeyjungleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tonic free zone 7. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazymonkeyjunglean economy, worth a remarkable 2,667 trillion credit crunches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 81,174 credit crunches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Crazymonkeyjungle's new capital, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazymonkeyjungle's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazymonkeyjungle is ranked 3,312th in the world and 1st in Yorkshire for Largest Populations, with 32.9 billion capita.

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Largest Populations: 3,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,338thSafest: 3,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,457thBest Weather: 7,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,033rdHighest Economic Output: 8,641stMost Influential: 9,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,615thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,678thMost Developed: 20,631stSmartest Citizens: 22,345thLargest Governments: 22,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,028thMost Income Equality: 24,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,117th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Yorkshire and its colonies and Ripon.

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