The Imperium of Cretacoi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 1.481 billion Cretacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Arx Angelicum. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cretacacian economy, worth 146 trillion Crowns a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,118 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, no one is worried about government policies any more, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime is totally unknown. Cretacoi's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cretacoi is ranked 114,004^th in the world and 22^nd in Benigtopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 154.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.