The Most united Commonwealth of Cromreland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Superintendent Woddsor Park with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-working population of 4.621 billion Cromlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willsbourou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cromrelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Vermunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,647 Vermunts, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Millions of Vermunts have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Stag Disease, companies are turning to trained Stags for their most menial jobs, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromreland's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nietzscheanism.

Cromreland is ranked 15,295^th in the world and 13^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,141.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.