Population | 4.268 billion |
Capital | Alabané |
Leader | President Nakruschi |
Faith | Scientific Atheism |
Currency | Note |
Animal | Beaver |
The New Reformed Republic of Croscitol is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Nakruschi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.268 billion Croscitolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alabané. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Croscitoli economy, worth 421 trillion Notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,753 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Notes each year, the question of 'what is President Nakruschi's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and prison officers are bribed not to take bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croscitol's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.
Croscitol is ranked 32,793rd in the world and 33rd in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,370.92 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Croscitol was endorsed by The Imperium of New Uchoria.
- : Croscitol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Croscitol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Croscitol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Croscitol was endorsed by The Allied States of Time in Joy.
- : Croscitol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Croscitol was endorsed by The Kingdom of Deedaland.
- : Croscitol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Croscitol was endorsed by The Kingdom of Osdonia.
- : Croscitol was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Council of Feathers, Memorium Land, Southwestern Federal Republic, Mechanocracy, Greater Dormansland, Aikea, Majocco, Mushroom Kimgdom, Osdonia, Deedaland, and New Uchoria.