Population | 22.724 billion |
Capital | Kokhavkiryah |
Leader | Keysar David Aryelev |
Faith | Historical Christianity |
Currency | Niquda |
Animal | sabertoothed cheetah |
The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.724 billion Crucilandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 22,215 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 977,634 Niqudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's been a banner year for local vexillology, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and secret police deal with secret crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.
Cruciland is ranked 122nd in the world and 1st in Fifth Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 29,608.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, secret police deal with secret crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Cruciland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kokhavkiryah.
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, Crucilandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Cruciland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Following new legislation in Cruciland, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » The Children of Gerizim, Vinitas, Knights of LUSITANIA, Wuerttemburg, Zarathustra Faschisfe Militia, The Supreme Islamic State, and Chalybea.