The Empire of Cuddlebloops is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 469 million Cuddlebloopsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Cuddlebloopsian economy, worth 32.7 trillion Glimmers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 69,668 Glimmers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,423 per year while the poor average 11,715, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cuddlebloops's national animal is the Ahamkara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cuddlebloops is ranked 230,359^th in the world and 16^th in Bloopsjooj for Largest Populations, with 469 million capita.