The Republic of Cyfathrachddefaid is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.036 billion Cyfathrachddefaidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyfathrachddefaidian economy, worth 135 trillion CSZ Schmeckles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,592 CSZ Schmeckles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 539,296 per year while the poor average 20,790, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

The government has the power to seize property at will, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyfathrachddefaid's national animal is the Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cyfathrachddefaid is ranked 82,693^rd in the world and 9^th in Federation of Bread for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 340.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.