The Environmently-Friendly Union of Czecho-Romania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Petr Iohannis with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.976 billion Czecho-Romanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pracharest. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czecho-Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Leronas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,167 Leronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists claim no news is good news, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czecho-Romania's national animal is the Hooman, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czecho-Romania is ranked 264,485^th in the world and 803^rd in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,421.73 Standard Monetary Units.