The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.069 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 9,119 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 378,882 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 57^th in the world and 1^st in Absurdistan for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 10,946.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.