The Conservative commies of DOJOPO is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vlad Kalistov with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.814 billion commies are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relgium. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dojopian economy, worth 484 trillion Dojopian bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,917 Dojopian bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and the official Dojopian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOJOPO's national animal is the Maus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

DOJOPO is ranked 106,985^th in the world and 628^th in Dead Sea for Safest, scoring 79.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.